We launched at 3AM ’cause we couldn’t sleep.
Zero plan. Zero prep. Just one guy chain-smoking while Solana confirmed blocks.
Made for the chronically online, the emotionally unavailable, and the guys who say “lol” with dead eyes.

1,000,000,000  – Fixed and Final. No additional minting. Everything is out in the open.

  • 100% Fair Launch – Sent straight to the public

No Backdoor Deals. No Private Round.
What you see is what everyone gets — built for the people.

No shady tactics, no exit scams — just a raw, fair launch for anyone to join.
Meme-fueled, chaos-backed, and fully community-driven by an unhinged internet tribe.

Telegram’s a group therapy session
Twitter is just crying in meme format
buy the coin or go touch grass (we won’t)

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